MCAFEE 2020 ROAD WARRIORS
How do you run a national campaign for President from exile? It's never been done before, but that's not going to stop us. Our candidate may not be able to make personal stateside appearances, but technology combined with some old-fashioned theater will allow us to reach the American people anyway. But to do it, we need your help! Keep reading to learn more about the surrogate program, and use the form below to sign up.
HOW IT WORKS
Anyone willing to help us can use the application form below to sign up. We will mail you a professionally printed mask of John McAfee's face, postage paid and free of charge. You supply your phone, a decent speaker, and your person. When making an appearance as a surrogate, you will wear the mask and connect with Mr. McAfee over Skype, using the camera on your phone to allow him to view his surroundings and the people he is talking to. In this way, our candidate will be able to give speeches, talk with people, and get his message out.
For the duration of the campaign, Mr. McAfee will be waiving his usual appearance fees for organizations willing to let him appear using a surrogate. Where possible, we will attempt to arrange lodging for our surrogate. If there are any costs associated with being a surrogate for a particular appearance you will be informed upfront, and the decision will be yours to make.
To keep costs down, only one mask will be mailed to each applicant. If you have a surrogate appearance and have lost your mask, you will need to contact us to receive another one.